I wanna study at Nashotah
They say "No! No! No!"
Yes, I'm a fag, but it can't be as bad
As "No! No! No!"
I don't see the crime
In wearing cassocks all the time
I wanna study at Nashotah
They say "No! No! No!"
They'd rather that I go to Yale
I ain't got those kinds of marks
'Cos they say, there's nothing they can teach me
That I can't learn down in Connecticut
I may not get laid
But I'll wear more lace than a French maid
I wanna study at Nashotah
They say "No! No! No!"
Yes, I'm a fag, but it can't be as bad
As "No! No! No!"
I will still be fine
If my "Daddy's" left behind
I wanna study at Nashotah
They say "No! No! No!"
The deacon said, Why do you want to go?
I said, For the Tantum Ergo
I want, I want to wear my pom
Somewhere everyone knows what it is
He said, I wouldn't think about it
Unless you've got a closet to hang out in
I wanna study at Nashotah
They say "No! No! No!"
Yes, I'm a fag, but it can't be as bad
As "No! No! No!"
I don't ever wanna drink white wine
Just 'cos it looks less like blood
I want, I want to do things right
Where no one says that cottas are unsightly
It's not about "Pride"
It's just till I'm on the bishop's good side
I wanna study at Nashotah
They say "No! No! No!"
Yes, I'm a fag, but it can't be as bad
As "No! No! No!"
I don't see the crime
In wearing cassocks all the time
I wanna study at Nashotah
They say "No! No! No!"
